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Two kids pose in bold, alt-style outfits under the Lunime Flux banner that reads “Not cute, iconic.” One wears a “Toddler Dirtbag” tee, the other a Van Gogh skull sweatshirt with a princess crown.

Crafted with intention, not in bulk

No Guessing What Chicken Butt

Built for Toddlers. Stolen by Adults.

Blue and green butterfly logo standing out against rough tree bark in a close-up nature shot.

The Butterfly Effect

Start small. End up with your cart full.
This is the full collection — every patch, tee, quote, and chaotic little masterpiece. From soft and strange to bold and absurd, one click can shift your whole vibe. Browse it all. Spiral responsibly.
Close-up of a woman wearing a crewneck sweatshirt embroidered with the phrase “Check Yo Self Before I T Rex Yo Self
Adventure Time-inspired background with a “Bull Donk Heart” patch that reads “Heart may be small but it’s strong.

Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Made

Mildly cursed. Dubiously useful. Always too specific.
This is the creative gutter where questionable ideas go full product: brass knuckles on a baby onesie, “Squid Pro Quo” shirts, insect fashion experiments, and other late-night thoughts I dared to embroider. Some are inside jokes. Some are design dares. All are limited and subject to regret.
Colorful Jellyfish Fields background from Bikini Bottom, featuring floating jellyfish and vibrant underwater scenery.

Sponge-Worthy Picks

Absurd. Iconic. Deep cuts only.
A curated selection of SpongeBob quotes and moments that live rent-free in our heads. If you know, you know. (And if you don’t, get ready to ascend.)
Baby onesie featuring an embroidered skull with cherries design, combining edgy and cute styles

Compact DOOM

Tiny clothes. Big feelings.
A baby goth collection for the adorably dark and delightfully moody.

About the Chaos

A little background. A lot of attitude.

We’re Lunime Flux — a small shop with big ideas and even worse impulse control. We make stuff that probably shouldn’t exist, but since no one said “no,” here we are.

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Some of it’s unreasonably cute. Some walks the line. All was made with questionable judgment and excellent follow-through. We don’t fix your inner weirdo — we dress it. Loudly, proudly, maybe even in tentacles. Sometimes it takes an outside force with zero chill and no regard for social norms to set your sparkle free.

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Outerwear for inner nerds. Chaos-wrapped, kid-approved.

The Flux Report

We stitched it. Then we overthought it.
Now we’re blogging about it.

Unfiltered dispatches from the brain fog: design confessions, behind-the-scenes meltdowns, things that flopped so hard they looped back around to iconic. This is where the chaos becomes canon.

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