$17.95
👶 Marked Safe From... Baby Onesie (0-3M & 3-6M) 👶
Because let’s be real—this tiny human has already survived a lot just getting here! Our Marked Safe From collection is a hilarious, must-have wardrobe essential for babies who came into the world with a story (or just a really dramatic entrance). Whether you're celebrating their grand arrival, their first victory over belly jail, or just poking fun at the chaos of birth, these onesies make the perfect keepsake or baby shower gift.
Each onesie features one of our signature "Marked Safe From" phrases—because life is full of milestones, and some are just too funny not to document.
🔹 Choose Your Size & Favorite Phrase! 🔹
Available in:
👶 0-3 Months (for tiny but mighty newborns)
🍼 3-6 Months (because some babies are just born chonky)
⚠️ Marked Safe From:
✅ The name Chad 🤦♂️
✅ The name Khaleesi 🐉
✅ Mom’s Warrior Birth Playlist 🎶
✅ Dad’s Weak Pullout Game 😬
✅ The Unsolicited Belly Rubs 🙅♀️
✅ Mom’s 3rd Coffee of the Day ☕☕☕
✅ Gender Role Expectations 🚫
✅ Being Anything Less Than Fresh 🍋✨
✅ A World Without Snuggles 🥰
✅ Cringe Baby First Photos 📸💀
✅ Living Without Drip 💧🔥
📝 HOW TO ORDER:
1️⃣ Select size (0-3M or 3-6M)
2️⃣ Choose your color from the available options
3️⃣ Add your chosen phrase in the notes at checkout!
✨ Handcrafted In-House ✨
I personally make each onesie to order, ensuring top-notch quality and care. Most orders ship within 3 days, but I’ve built in a little extra time to source materials if needed—so you can expect your order to be on its way within 3-5 business days. 😊
👕 Product Details:
✔️ Soft & Snuggly: Made from 100% ring-spun combed cotton—because newborn skin deserves the best. (Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.)
✔️ Light & Breathable: Fabric weight of 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²) keeps your little one comfy all day.
✔️ Easy Changes, Less Fuss: Envelope neckline for quick dressing + three-snap closure for lightning-fast diaper swaps.
✔️ Handcrafted With Care: I make these in-house, so each one gets the attention it deserves.
✔️ Ethically Sourced: Blanks come from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USA—always responsibly made.
🎁 Perfect for:
🌟 Baby showers & newborn gifts
😂 Parents with a sense of humor
📸 First photos & milestone moments
💡 Want more laughs? New phrases may be added, so grab your favorite before it’s gone!
3-7 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.