SpongeBob SquarePants Sweatshirt – “I Will Dismantle This Oppressive Establishment Board by Board...” Embroidered Unisex Crewneck
$39.50
🧽 SpongeBob SquarePants Sweatshirt – “I Will Dismantle This Oppressive Establishment Board by Board...” Embroidered Unisex Crewneck 🪵🔥
Front Embroidery:
🪓 “I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board.”
Left Sleeve Embroidery:
🐭💼 “I will gnaw at the ankles of big business.”
Stay warm while staging your tiny rebellion. 🧣🔥 This ultra-comfy embroidered SpongeBob meme sweatshirt is perfect for anyone ready to bring down The Man—one board at a time.
Made with soft, air-jet spun yarn and designed for lasting comfort, this cozy crewneck is built for both chilling out and calling out capitalism. Whether you're curled up on the couch or subtly making a statement in the streets, this sweater’s got your back (and your sleeve).
🧵 Product Details:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester for durability + comfort
• Pre-shrunk with a classic fit – no weird surprises 🧺
• Super soft air-jet spun yarn ☁️
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex – fits just right
• Double-needle stitching = built to last
• Made to order – sustainable & less waste ♻️
🔍 Note: White option may look slightly off-white due to fabric tone – still radical, just a little creamier.
💡 This item is made just for you when you order it – so thanks for supporting small-batch, mindful merch!
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