Adventure Time Embroidered Shirt – “Bad Biscuits Make the Baker Broke, Bro” Weirdcore Shirt - Soft Bella + Canvas Tee

🌀 Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro. 💸
Slip into some surreal logic with this embroidered shirt straight from the Adventure Time multiverse — where the rules are made to be broken and the biscuits are definitely cursed. Featuring the chaotic wisdom of one of the show’s most iconic deep-cut quotes stitched across the chest, this shirt is pure weirdcore energy with a wink. 🌒✨

On the back, high near the collar, you’ll find a custom tag of Jake the Dog 🐶💛 — your laid-back guide through this pastel apocalypse of nonsense and nostalgia. It’s subtle, weird, and totally for those in the know.

Made on a Bella + Canvas tee so soft it feels like a glitch in the matrix, this piece is embroidered with crisp, lasting thread that’ll survive every tumble through time and space (and your washing machine). Great for cozy couch days, fan meetups, or just confusing strangers at the grocery store.

🌈 The Details:
100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
Durable, vibrant embroidery – won’t fade or flake
Unisex fit with cloud-soft comfort ☁️
Machine washable for low-effort chaos
Weirdcore aesthetic meets cartoon logic
Sizes for the small, the tall, and the interdimensional

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✨ Whether you’re a weirdcore wanderer or an Adventure Time devotee, this shirt’s got the kind of energy that lingers like a dream you almost remember. Snag yours before the biscuits go bad again. 🧁👁️